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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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