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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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