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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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