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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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