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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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