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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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