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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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