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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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