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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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