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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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