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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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