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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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