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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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