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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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