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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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