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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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