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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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