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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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