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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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