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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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