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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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