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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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