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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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