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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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