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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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