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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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