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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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