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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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