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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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