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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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