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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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