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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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