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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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