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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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