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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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