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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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