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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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