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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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