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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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