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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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