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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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