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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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