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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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