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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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