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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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