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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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