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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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