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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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