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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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