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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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