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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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