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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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