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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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