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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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