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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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