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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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