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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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