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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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