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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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